Les Robot, by Les Robot

Les Robot

by Les Robot

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1.	Push 02:45	lyrics	buy track
All the whores are playin' Lord on a buck 95 K-Mart Ouija Board You can do it, they can do it All the whores are playin' Lord on a buck 95 K-Mart Ouija Board You can do it Push Push Man I think this holy waters a little watered down Sold my soul for a bowl to this hooker I met in cow town They can do it, cow town Well your history is bleak but my future looks kind Throw a dove in the air so baby you know when to cry, cry, cry Push Push
2.	Pet Monkey 04:09	lyrics	buy track
SHE ALWAYS OWNED A PET MONKEY A PET MONKEY ALWAYS IN IT FOR THE MONEY FOR THE MONEY PIMPED IT OUT LIKE A PET-STORE JUNKIE JUNKIE MOTHER FUCKER GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT SHE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BACKYARD RAINBOWS A PET MONKEY ANGELS BEARING SHATTERED HALOS FOR THE MONEY TATTERED DOLPHINS WITH SILENCERS MOTHER FUCKER GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT
3.	Betty 05:57	lyrics	buy track
When I was a little kid I fell down a well, it was hell Luckily the clown broke my fall Funny thing he wasn't laughing at all I try to make change for a dollar Old Betty said, that makes no cents So I puked next to her juke box Another Christmas come and gone Oh Betty come on Big Black Betty in a one horse sweaty come on Big Black Betty in a one horse sweaty come on Big Black Betty in a one horse sweaty come on Come on now Betty - Hit it Won't catch me staring thru that window Cause if I do it's all dead swallows, calling out my name The ballads were all played on a banjo The devil wore a wedding gown The priest stared at my speedo as the gazebo burnt to the ground When I was a little l kid I fell down a well Let me tell you, it was hell Luckily the clown broke my fall Funny thing he wasn't laughing at all Big Black Betty in a one horse sweaty come on Big Black Betty in a one horse sweaty come on Big Black Betty in a one horse sweaty come on Come on now Betty - Hit it Won't catch me staring thru that window pane Cause if I do it's all dead swallows, calling out my name Calling out my name
4.	Cocaine Cowboys 03:54	lyrics	buy track
Crack Jeanie Soda-Pop Can She took a shower with that dirty old man Moptop Lollypop Lipstick for Lemonade So pucker up Baby Give old willy a home My life is like a float in your cold parade Scattered is my soul Pull my pin from your grenade It ain't hard not to fake it Inside Baby there ain't no doubt When your Cocaine Cowboys are freakin' out She way beyond my new revolution Tattooed solution in her unmarked grave Moptop Lollypop Lipstick for Lemonade So pucker up Baby Give old willy a home My life is like a float in your cold parade Scattered is my soul Pull my pin from your grenade It ain't hard not to fake it Inside Baby there ain't no doubt When your Cocaine Cowboys are freakin' out
5.	Flys (Instrumental) 04:18	info	buy track
6.	Nylons (Instrumental) 01:01	info	buy track
7.	The Death Chicken Intro in Eb (Instrumental) 03:40	lyrics	buy track
TITILLATE YOUR SILICONE ICE CREAM MELTS ON THIS TELEPHONE ALWAYS THERE, SO MUCH TO SAY TELL ME THOSE LIES WHEN YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY WHEN YOU HAVE SATELLITE YOU CAN'T HAVE PICTURE IN PICTURE ON YOUR TV x4 SKIN A BLACK CAT SKIN A CAT
8.	Diesel 03:53	lyrics	buy track
THE SUN BURNS LIKE A DIESEL ROTTEN FROM THE INSIDE OUT THIS CITY'S BEEN FORGOTTEN LIKE A CIGARETTE THAT BURNED ITSELF OUT KALEIDOSCOPE WHISKEY DIZZY FROM THE TWIST AND SHOUT THE MONEY'S BEEN FORGOTTEN AND THIS BUZZ IS COMING DOWN SHRED METAL SOLO THE SUN BURNS LIKE A DIESEL ROTTEN FROM THE INSIDE OUT THIS CITY'S BEEN FORGOTTEN LIKE A CIGARETTE THAT BURNED ITSELF OUT GUITAR OUTRO
9.	Well Gone Dry 03:36	lyrics	buy track
Well sometimes it rains in Hollywood and sometimes it pours in my mind Huh? And other days it feels so simple one, two, three of a kind Lick my monkey like American pie Woulda drown in hell but the Well Gone Dry Takin’ my old lady to the boom boom shack where the hip hop people gonna give my old lady a heart attack Well yeah they gonna do it Takin’ my old lady to bim bo shack where the hip po slack Everybody likin’ my funkiness Yeah they gonna do it Lick my money like American Pie Woulda drown in hell but the Well Gone Dry Takin’ my old lady to the boom boom shack where the hip hop people gonna give my old lady a heart attack Well yeah they gonna do it Takin’ my old lady to bim bo shack where the hip po slack Everybody likin’ my funkiness Yeah they gonna do it Lick my money like American Pie Woulda drown in hell but the Well Gone Dry Yeah she move me She’s my Shangrila Well I don’t have much to say All those freaky kids in my way Baby it’s fine by me when the Well Gone Dry

about

Les Robot:
The self-titled 2005 debut set by Canadian guitarist and lunatic genius Les Robot drew comparisons to Beck, Zappa & Waits by fans, and is a raw sample of his overwhelming creativity. Nylons, pet monkeys, and cocaine cowboys... the collection is organically eccentric and full of an absurdist humor that never feels pretentious or forced. Robot fuses country, classical, electronica, and shred into a unified sound held together by well-above-average songwriting skills and a large portion of rock attitude. As a first album, this makes a strong statement.

credits

released January 1, 2005

Written Recorded, and Produced by Les Robot
at Death Chicken Studios
Mixed by Les Robot & Norm Hennessy
Mastered by Norm Hennessy
Art Direction by Les Robot
Artwork & Layout by Jay Magus
Photography by Les Robot

Guest Players
Keys Brian Burn
Voice Grant James
Pipes Clifford Melnychuk
Piano Jay Magus

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about

Les Robot Victoria, British Columbia

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Les Robot is an experimental rock guitarist from Canada's beautiful west coast. He specializes in a blend of Instrumental Rock he calls 'Weirdo Cinema Shred'
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